Kids Are Fast

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ 笑一笑，没烦恼！ 寄自 winee，谢谢你。

周末絮语

大家好：

很快的新年将近尾声，明天就是元宵节了，元宵一过过后新年正式结束。

今年的新年特别“火热”，“火热”并不是特别热闹，而是天气如秋老虎，这只老虎又如会喷火的年怪，尽管鞭炮烟花响连天，它还是怒火照喷，喷得大家受不了，吃不消。

本来打算初二中餐过后才返槟岛，结果看来局势不对，结果吃完早餐就匆忙上路。

回到槟城才知道这里多么“冷”。

其实天气变化异常要怪谁呢？观看人类怎样砍树，怎样把绿茵茵的森林转眼间变成水泥丛林，怎样一家四口买四辆车把马路挤得水泄不通，怎样叫醒工厂一栋栋的烟囱把乌烟瘴气灌入蔚蓝的天空，答案肯定不难确定，要怪的其实是自己。

当人类把大地之母理所当然地看待为自己可以无止境地利用与剥削时，地球没有办法可以承担了，地球只有反击，默默地，无奈地以频密的天灾向人类提出抗议。但是人类领悟了吗？ 人类改变了吗？

没有，这是一种很可怕的悲哀。

我们要爱大地之母如疼爱自己的孩子，尽量少吃肉，少驾车，少浪费资源，如水，食物，多循环，多环保，只有这样这个地球才会获救，只有这样我们才可以为我们的子孙留下一个良好的居住环境，清洁的水源和空气，这才是我们给下一代的最好礼物。

最后，祝大家元宵节快乐，渡过一个愉快的周末。

管理员/财盛CS

新年快乐

大家好：

来到年末的时刻，总是不禁感叹岁月流逝无踪影，回顾将尽的一年里，自己做了什么？看着孩子长大，看着自己的白发年年有增无减，是否曾经独自静静坐下来，想想除了家庭，职业，到底我们还可以为自己做什么？生命的期限是无法预知的，也不是自己可以控制的，所以也许趁着自己还可以每天睁开眼，看见这个美好世界时，也许我们应该好好珍惜所拥有的一切， 多爱一些自己的父母长辈，把自己缩小，把爱放大到虚空。。。。。。

在这里，我代这个“家”祝贺大家：

新年愉快

修福修慧

身体安康

万事如意

最后的叮咛，那些开车回乡的要安全驾驶，遵守交通规则，别人犯规乱闯，我们要祝福他们和自己一样能平安到达目的地。还有，要记得我们的新春小聚会，大家要踊跃出席哦!

管理员/财盛CS

KH7883银行户口

12月份

11月份

10月份

大家好：

以上是十，十一 和十二月份的银行户口存结单， 请查阅。

管理员/财盛CS

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CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS WITH LESS THAN $1.00

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering blood to remove salt, poison and any unwanted entering our bodies. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs undergo cleaning teatment.

How are we going to do this?

It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley(as shown above) and wash it clean. Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot. Then put clean water and boilt it for 10 minutes. After it cools down, filter it and put it in a clean bottle and keep it in the refrigerator for it to chill.

Drink one glass daily and you will notice that all salt and accumulated poison coming out from your kidney by urination. Also you will notice the difference which you have never felt before.

Parsley is know as the best cleaning treatment for kidney and it is natural!

sent by: Apple Fross, US

家人讯息－刘汉河老师

大家好：

刘汉河老师的父亲在二月五号9时二十五分早上撤手长逝，出殡典礼将在星期二（二月九号）举行。

目前治丧处是在他的住家，住家地址如下：

6794, Lorong Belimbing Jaya 2,

Bukit Tengah, 14000

Bukit Metajam

“管理员” 代表所有 KH7883 成员致刘汉河老师深深的哀悼, 同时希望他能节哀顺变，尽快走过丧亲之痛。

我们也希望成员可以向刘汉河老师给予关怀及慰问, 也感谢那些到治丧处追悼的成员, 谢谢.

管理员／财盛CS

注： 槟城，双溪大年和亚罗士打的一些校友将在今天晚上到刘老师的治丧处。

新年小聚

大家好：



转眼又是农历新年，这个家经过一年的风风雨雨，今天还是伫立在这里，就要感谢大家的支持与爱护，在这里先向大家贺个早年：


新年快乐，万事如意


今年我们会举办一个新年下午茶小聚会，细则如下：


日期：14-02-2010 星期日 大年初一
时间：2.30 pm
地点：Uncle John Cafe
联络人：
财盛 - 012-4082880
添宝 - 012-4813500

期待大家踊跃出席，到时见！

管理员/财盛CS

"家人“讯息-黄天柱

大家好：

黄天柱校友的父亲在二月三号撤手长逝，出殡典礼将在星期日（二月七号）举行。目前治丧处是在他的住家。

“管理员” 代表所有 KH7883 成员致天柱校友深深的哀悼, 同时希望他能节哀顺变，尽快走过丧亲之痛。

我们也希望成员可以向天柱给予关怀及慰问, 也感谢那些到治丧处追悼的成员, 谢谢.

寄自：Ong Jin Keat