笑话一则

今天大家来轻松一下，以下的笑话是一位成员寄过来的，可能你们有些已读过，但不防再笑一次：


~A Chinese walked into a bar in America one nite. He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to ask for his autograph.

~Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said,"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!"

~The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese."

~"Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese you are all the same." Replied Spielberg.

~In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said," You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship."

~Shocked, Spielberg replied," It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!"

~The Chinese said," Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you are all the same!"

这是一则在英国得奖的笑话，蛮有来头的。

寄自Winnie Ng