Thursday, August 21, 2008



~A Chinese walked into a bar in America one nite. He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to ask for his autograph.

~Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said,"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!"

~The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese."

~"Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese you are all the same." Replied Spielberg.

~In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said," You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship."

~Shocked, Spielberg replied," It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!"

~The Chinese said," Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you are all the same!"


寄自Winnie Ng


Anonymous said...

good joke!sw

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sabrina said...

Thanks Winnie for the joke. Is that how u keep yourself look so youthful? You really look great and inspire me to take up Yoga too, if that's the secret of 青春永驻??Ya, we must always stay happy and joke is good to help to de-stress sometimes.

Keep smiling & be Happy.