Thursday, August 21, 2008

笑话一则

今天大家来轻松一下,以下的笑话是一位成员寄过来的,可能你们有些已读过,但不防再笑一次:


~A Chinese walked into a bar in America one nite. He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to ask for his autograph.

~Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said,"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!"

~The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese."

~"Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese you are all the same." Replied Spielberg.

~In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said," You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship."

~Shocked, Spielberg replied," It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!"

~The Chinese said," Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you are all the same!"

这是一则在英国得奖的笑话,蛮有来头的。

寄自Winnie Ng

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

good joke!sw

yk said...

周末絮语那边的留言火气好大,跑来这几看一下笑话;也好调解一下紧張的气氛.

Anonymous said...

不好笑的..

sabrina said...

Thanks Winnie for the joke. Is that how u keep yourself look so youthful? You really look great and inspire me to take up Yoga too, if that's the secret of 青春永驻??Ya, we must always stay happy and joke is good to help to de-stress sometimes.

Keep smiling & be Happy.

Sabrina