~A Chinese walked into a bar in America one nite. He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to ask for his autograph.
~Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said,"You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here!"
~The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese."
~"Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese you are all the same." Replied Spielberg.
~In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said," You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship."
~Shocked, Spielberg replied," It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!"
~The Chinese said," Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you are all the same!"